Tonight some of my translation students came over to cook for me. It was awesome. There were also some awesome quotes.
Tempestt gave our one student, Will, a poster, and he was bragging over it: Will: "My precious....."
Tuzki: "Precious?"
Larry: "压力!!" (pressure)
all of us: "NO!"
Will: "Oh no, you're his oral English teacher, he's such a bad student... you must be very ashamed of him."
me: "Larry, you... just failed the class."
Quinton: "Hey, Hannah, I have a question for you! What year did you study at XiaDa?"
me: "Quinton, you should save that question for Monday [in our last class], because that is basically the same as asking me how old I am."
Quinton: "Oh. Hahaha. Well, on Monday, I am going to ask you much more sharp questions."
me: "Like...."
Quinton: "Like, when are you planning to get married? What about children?"
Tuzki: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
me: "That would probably be the better question to start with."
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